Halloween is this Saturday, and I haven’t been blogging much lately (so much going on, and I should really be sharing it). Here is my top 5 Halloween Costumes I wore while growing up. In no real order
3. Homemade Robot (age 10) I used a washing machine tube for the arms, and a lady thought I was a washing machine, I think my mom might have said ‘fuck her’ (or something to that effect) I loved that costume
1. Nudist (age 15) I had a brilliant idea to wear a black shirt and shorts and write “censored” with white chalk. The weeks leading up to Halloween, everyone was afraid when I told them I was going as a nudist
5. Alex from ‘A Clockwork Orange’ (age 17) I just saw the movie that summer and found the hat at a goodwill and worked the costume around that. It was cheap and I didn’t own a codpiece (still don’t) and no one in my school under 30 knew who I was, and those who did, were a bit creeped out.
2. Italian Spiderman (age 30) based on the youtube videos I crafted the outfit and still have the shirt. Also another time I got to enjoy a fake mustache and getting to shout “respect women”
4. Sexy Gym Teacher (age 31) the first in a trend of creating costumes around wearing short shorts. I found some It also let me enjoy my fake mustaches and aviators in public.
What was your favorite Halloween Costume?
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