bunnyvomit! – It's Hipsterriffic

So I’ve been painfully aware with how single I am.  I focus a lot of time at my jobs and my comics so I haven’t had time for finding a Mrs Birdie just yet.  In the meantime I thought I’d list the top 5 reasons I need/want a girlfriend

1.  I have so many hugs and kisses to give someone special.
2.  I’d like to see movies with someone I can smooch
3.  I’m working on a strip tease routine for The Thermals “Pillar of Salt” and I want to try it out
4.  snuggling with a stuffed tiger is seeming silly at my age because I’m not blonde.
5.  I need someone who can laugh at me/my jokes besides me