Aug07
So I’ve been painfully aware with how single I am. I focus a lot of time at my jobs and my comics so I haven’t had time for finding a Mrs Birdie just yet. In the meantime I thought I’d list the top 5 reasons I need/want a girlfriend
1. I have so many hugs and kisses to give someone special.
2. I’d like to see movies with someone I can smooch
3. I’m working on a strip tease routine for The Thermals “Pillar of Salt” and I want to try it out
4. snuggling with a stuffed tiger is seeming silly at my age because I’m not blonde.
5. I need someone who can laugh at me/my jokes besides me