Top 5 Fridays!

Hey Guys! It’s been a long time since I’ve done one of these old lists.  I’ve realized I’ve been single for quite a while and there are a few reasons why I wish I wasn’t single.

1.  I’ve been spooning a stuffed tiger for a little too long
2.  I’m ready to get accidentally pregnant (if that’s possible)
3.  I think I could do a great strip tease to the tune of The Thermals’ “Pillar of Salt”
4.  Who else is going to listen to Fresh Air with me?
5.  I could use a really good footrub