One of my favorite joys of waking up on Saturday morning is listening to the show Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! on NPR. It’s a variety quiz show featuring great comedians, a few celebrities and one of the prizes being the voice of Carl Kassel on your home answering machine (or voicemail). I’m hoping one day to be on the show and hopefully win the prize and force Carl to do a message in haiku, or to be famous enough to be able to be on “Not My Job” and see what kind of questions they ask me…. a man can dream right?