caseofthemondaysDaria has ruined me for Other Women.

Something happened to teenager me that I may never forgive.  I fell in love with the misanthropic teen Daria Morgendorfer.  Sure she was an animated character, but she was filled with angst and wit and stood for the things I was starting to stand for.  Now I have an unusual attraction to “edgy” girls who are bitter and sarcastic.

I’m a bitter guy myself, and I don’t think these things get along together.  When you put two bitter people together you just get two bitter people together.  Something that’s not greater than the sum of the two parts.

I’m going to have to find a new female crush.